hoggedaguard.com

Friendly reminder: you hogged the rock. Again. The whole team knows, so we made a website.

The hog line judges called—they want their favorite violator to stop high-fiving the rock before it crosses the line. Consider this your digital nudge with jazz hands.

Hogging a rock = tossing it so light it gives up before the hog line. It’s less “precision curling” and more “stone napping”—which, somehow, is your signature move.

Emergency Hog Line Support

If you've experienced repeated hogged-a-rock incidents, call our 24/7 hotline at 1-855-HOG-ROCK.

Specialists standing by with motivational pebbles and slow-mo replays.

Recently Submitted Excuses

  • "I swear the hog line crept closer!"
  • "My broom was in eco mode."
  • "Gravity momentarily doubled."
  • End 2, Rock 3: hogged
  • End 4, Rock 6: double hog
  • End 5, Rock 1: hog whisper

Redemption Challenge

Pledge to resolve all hog line violations for future throws.

Practice Checklist

  • Dial in your release weight
  • Compliment the hog line
  • Whisper “stay cool” to every stone
  • Visualize not hogging the rock